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Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
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How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
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Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother`s scrapyard.
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Young Jock MacTavish got down on his knees to propose to her when a 10p piece dropped out of his pocket and rolled under the sofa. In the 20 minutes it took him to find it she had lost interest.
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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They`re trying to get away from the noise.
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