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Two robbers broke onto a lodging house in Glasgow. They were discovered and a tremendous fight broke out. Bleeding and covered in bruises they finally managed to escape through a window. Well, we didn`t do too badly said one, `we came out with twenty pounds.` `Thats true,` said the other, `but we went in with sixty pounds.`
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A Scotsman went on a week`s holiday to England. He took a clean shirt and a five pound note with him. When he arrived home he hadn`t changed either of them.
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It was a bitterly cold day on the golf course and the caddy was expecting a large tip from his rich Scottish client. As they neared the clubhouse, the caddy heard the words he was longing to hear, `This is for a hot glass of whisky.` He held out his hand and a sugar cube was placed in it.
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What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
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McDougal bought two tickets for the lottery. He won five million pounds.
"How do you feel about your big win?" asked a newspaper reporter.
"Disappointed," said McDougal, "My other ticket didn`t win anything."
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