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I got picked up by one of those huge trailer trucks carrying 20 brand new cars. I climbed up the side of the cab and opened the door. The guy said, "I don`t have much room up here, why don`t you get into one of the cars out back." So I did. And he was really into picking people up because he picked up 19 more. We all had our own cars. Then he went 90 miles per hour and we all got speeding tickets.
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You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that`s part of the experiment? I`m like that all the time.
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Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone. When I came back the entire area was missing.
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Then she said, "How do you feel?" And I said, "Well, you know when you`re rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That`s how I feel all the time."
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You know how it is when you`re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there`s one more step? I`m like that all the time.
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