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Q: What is the penalty for suicide in Sweden?
A: Life in prison.
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Q: Why are swedish lighthouses upside down?
A: Because they want to show the submarines the way.
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Q: Why does the Swedish policemen have, on the front of their caps the text "Roxette" written?
A: Because in Great Britain policemen have "Police".
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A swede was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman. He whispered into her ear, "I love you." She smiled and whispered back, "I love you too!" There was a little pause, the swede was thinking, then he whispered, "I love you three."
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Q: Why do the swedes brush their teeth?
A: Because they don`t want the food to get dirty.
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