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Q: What do you get if you cross a swede and a gypsy?
A: A car thief who can`t drive.
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A swede called the airline and asked how long it would take for a plane to get from Stockholm to Paris. "Just a moment," the clerk said. "Oh, thank you," the swede replied and hung up.
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Q: Why do the swedes cut holes in their umbrellas?
A: Because they want to see when the rain ends.
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There was this swedish teacher who was yelling at his class because they were so incredibly lazy, "I wouldn`t be surprised if 50% of you flunk this math class," he said. One of the kids put up his hand. "But there aren`t that many in this class," he said.
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A swede, a norwegian and a dane were arrested in France during the french revolution. They each got to choose which way they would die. The norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. His head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. The french saw this as a sign from God or something and decided to let him go. The same thing happened to the dane. Then they asked the swede how he wanted to die. "I think I`ll die by hanging, that guillotine doesn`t work anyway," he said.
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