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Q: How can you tell if there are swedes on an oil rig?
A: They are throwing bread up in the air, trying to feed the choppers.
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Two swedes were sitting on a train when it entered a tunnel. They were sitting there in the darkness when suddenly one said, "Oh, how long this tunnel is." His friend then said, "Ah, that`s just because we`re on the last car of the train."
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Q: How do you get a one armed Swede out of a tree?
A: Wave to them !
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Q: Why do the swedes always walk in the middle of the road?
A: Because they are afraid of the wild flowers by the side of the road.
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Q: Why do swedes bring sand paper with them when they travel in the desert?
A: Because they need a map.
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