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Q: What do you get if you crossbreed a swede with an ape?
A: Another swede.
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Q: What is the greatest swedish invention?
A: The inflatible dart game.
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Q: Why couldn`t Jesus have been born in Sweden?
A: It`s impossible to find 3 wise men there.
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Q: Why do swedes always drink their milk in the store?
A: Because on the packet it says: OPEN HERE.
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Q: Why do swedes take so long to wash the cellar windows?
A: Because they have to dig a hole for the ladder first.
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