American Idol Jokes Category

Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I Lost "American Idol":

10. "If I had won, I was gonna blow the prize money on candy and fireworks"

9. "Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for `The Apprentice`"

8. "Ryan Seacrest isn`t as smart as he seems on TV"

7. "If you want to see me `perform,` I`ll be working the noon-to-8 shift at Old Navy tomorrow"

6. "George W. Bush didn`t win the popular vote either, and h... Read more

Top Ten Signs You Won`t Win "American Idol" From the Late Show with David Letterman:

10. You dedicate "I Will Always Love You" to Saddam Hussein

9. Backstage, people say, "Are you still here?"

8. North Korea says if you lose they`ll stop producing enriched uranium

7. Your mother says, "You`re okay, but I`m really a big fan of Ruben"

6. You were... Read more

The Top 5 Signs Your Prom Date Is William Hung:

5. He manages to tear your dress, trash your corsage and step on *both* your feet dancing, but that doggone goofy charm convinces you to give it up anyway.

4. Despite his embarrassing performance in the back seat of his car, his earnest demeanor landed him a $25,000 porno deal.

3. His tux? The limo? The hotel room... Read more