Antartian Jokes Category

If a woman and an Antartian were skydiving which would land first?
The woman because the Antartian would have to stop and ask for directions. Read more

Q: Did you here about the Antartian who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed Read more

Q: What do you call an Antartian in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor. Read more

Why did the Antartian woman give her fiance wool socks?
She didn't want him to get cold feet. Read more

A highway patrolman stopped an Antartian who was driving very slowly. When the policeman asked him why, he said he saw a sign that said, "22." The cop told him that the sign was for "Highway 22." After this, the cop wanted to know why the Antartian's friends in the back seat were acting so nervous. The Antartian replied, "Oh, we just got off the 102." Read more

Q: How did the Antartian burn his nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.

Q: What do you call 20 Antartians in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes. Read more

Q: What do you see when you look into an Antartian's eyes?
A: The back of his head.

Q: What do you call 4 Antartians in a Volkswagen?
A: Far-from-thinkin'.

Q: Why can't Antartians put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammer.

Q: Did you hear about the Antartian who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed. Read more

Q: What do a bowling ball and an Antartian have in common?
A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter. Read more

Q: What do smart Antartians and UFO's have in common?
A: You always hear about them, but you never see them. Read more

Q: What did the Antartian say to the physicist?

A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" Read more