Baseball Jokes Category

12-year-old Jeff Maier reached out and caught a fly ball at the Yankees-Orioles game, causing Baltimore to lose the f... Read more

According to the Chicago Tribune, the following statistic was given in the press notes for the June 7 Chicago-O... Read more

A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game. He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the... Read more

A couple of Yogi Berra`s teammates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across... Read more

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the National Anthem started.......the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" And the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem ...he yelled, "Down Nuts". And they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all brokeout into applause and che... Read more

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can`t bring that dog in here." "You don`t understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk." "Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I`ll give you a hundred bucks." The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What`s on top of a house?" "Roof!" "Right. And what`s on the out... Read more

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run w... Read more

A Spaniard name Jose came to Miami and wanted to attend a big league game. To his dismay he found that all the seats were sold out. However, the management gave him a high seat by the flagpole. When he returned to his home ... Read more

"A young lady arrived at her first ballgame during the 5th inning. "The score is 0 to 0," she he... Read more

Baseball fans are hoping that President Clinton may throw out the first pitch at one of the World Series game... Read more