Bathroom Stall Jokes Category

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn`t put my lips on that."

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Say, "Hmmm, I`ve never seen that color before."

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Say "Darn, this water is cold."

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Say, "Now how did that get there?"

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"