Bathroom Stall Jokes Category

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Say. "C`mon Mr. Happy! Don`t fall asleep on me!!"

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...

When you`re in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side`s completely out."