Blind Jokes Category

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.
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A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says "You can`t bring that dog in here!"

The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."

"Oh man, " the bartender says, "I`m sorry, here, the first one`s on me."

The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua.
The first guys sees him, stops him and says

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Q: Why don`t blind people skydive?
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A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:

"I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."

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A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection.
They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.
When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth.

The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.
The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was.
The rabbit declared that he had the same problem.Read more