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Rating 4.58 from 5 ( 26 votes ) :

Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Read more

Rating 4.44 from 5 ( 9 votes ) :

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits. Read more

Rating 3.63 from 5 ( 16 votes ) :

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. Read more

Rating 3.21 from 5 ( 14 votes ) :

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met! Read more

Rating 3.13 from 5 ( 16 votes ) :

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. Read more

Rating 3.33 from 5 ( 9 votes ) :

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme Read more

Rating 2.13 from 5 ( 8 votes ) :

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room! Read more

Rating 3.29 from 5 ( 7 votes ) :

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth. Read more

Rating 3.00 from 5 ( 7 votes ) :

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized Read more

Rating 2.60 from 5 ( 5 votes ) :

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom Read more

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