Blonde Jokes Category

There is a blonde and a brunette, they both run to the top of a bulidng and jump off which one hit's the ground first? the brunette because the blonde did'nt get directions Read more

how do you confused a blonde? shove her in a circular room and tel her to find the corners Read more

Q: What happened to the blond that was raking the leaves? A: She fell out the tree. Read more

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosqiuto? when you slap a mosqiuto it stops sucking! Read more

A blonde friend text me and ask,,,`what does IDK stand for`,,I said...`I Don`t Know`,,,she said...`OMG nobody does` Read more

How do you drown a blonde? put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. Read more

there`s these two blondes in an elevator and they are both going to the top floor.For three stops no one else else has joined their elevator. on the fourth stop a man with a really bad dandruff joins. he stays on for one stop and when he gets of the smarter blonde turns to the other blonde and says `that man needs head and shoulders.` the other blonde says `i know how to give head but how do you give shoulders?` Read more

Q. how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. 100, 1 to hold the light bulb and 99 to turn the house around Read more

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. the readhead looks across the water and says `I estimate about 20 miles to shore, I am going to try to swim to shore`. she swims 5 miles but she`s too tried to go on so she drowns. the brunette said `I wonder if she made it, i am going to try too`. she swims 5....10 miles but was too tired to go on, so she drowns. the blonde says i wonder if they made it. she swims 5...10....15....19 miles. the shore was just in sight. she said i am too tired to go on, so she swims back. Read more

A Smart Blonde, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny are standing on the top of a building and they all jump. Q.) which one will make it to the bottom first? A.) none because none of them exist!!!!! hahahaha Read more