Body Parts Jokes Category

A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that."

Guy says, "That`s how you cut it last time"
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Q. What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other??

A. "I - lean"
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What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in
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A man wanted to prove to a group of alcoholics the effect of alcohol in human body system. He brought two jars; one containing water and the other containing alcohol, along with a very healthy worm. He said to the audience:

"This jar contain water"
He dropped the worm in the jar and said, "Please watch the reaction". The worm swam to the side of the jar and up it floats dangling and swimming.

The man took the worm out of the first jar and put it in the second jar containing alcohol and said to the audience " now watch the reaction" The worm went right down into the water and struggled for survival. There and then every body saw the worm shrinking and dis-integrating, and in one word, died.

The man turned round an asked the audience " what would you all say to this".

After a long silence, someone from the rear stood up and said
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Did you hear about the skeleton that walked into a bar and ordered a beer and a mop? Read more

I am the most athletic skeleton around, no bones about it! Read more

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?"
"I paid through the nose! he replied
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Q. Where did the Egyptian Mummy go to get her back fixed?
A. The Cairo..practor!

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