British Jokes Category

I knew this eccentric Frenchman who raises carp in the south of France. When the carp are full grown, he catches them... Read more

Old lady (to street musician) - Do you always play br ... Read more

An English man, a Scottish man and an Irish man all entered a 26 mile long swimming race. After 12 miles the Scottish man gets tired and drops out. Then after 1... Read more

Two little East End kids were paddling in the sea at Southend. `Cor,` said one, `loo... Read more

This nurse was learning first aid. The sister said, `Nurse, imagine a man`s been brought in after... Read more

"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me `Can you give me a... Read more

Hotel Guest: `Can you give me a room and a bath, please?` Receptioni... Read more

A man was passing a country estate and saw a sign on the gate. It read: "Please ring bell for the caretaker." He rang the bell and an old man appeared. "Ar... Read more

Boy: Sir, I`d like your daughter for my wi... Read more

Did you hear about the 2 men from the monastery who opened up a fast food s... Read more