Brunette Jokes Category

The brunette had been married about a year. One day the she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn`t know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her. "Why are we so happy?" he asked. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" "Great" he said, "tell me what you`re so happy about." She stopped, breathless from all the jumping up and down "I`m pregnant!" she gasped. The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for quite a while. He grabbed her, and kissed her "Wow, that is wonderful," "I couldn`t be happier!" Then she said, "Oh, honey there`s more." "What do you mean more?", he asked. "Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!" He was amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant "How do you that," he asked. "It was easy," she said."I went to the pharmacy and bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit." "Both tests came out positive!" Read more

A brunette is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you`ll have lost at least five pounds." When the brunette returns, she`s lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that`s amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The brunette nods. "I`ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from all that skipping." Read more

What do you call a brunette who gets a call on Saturday night? ... Startled! Read more

Why didn`t Indians scalp brunettes? Cause the hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable. Read more

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much." The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house." The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two." The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man." The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two." The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it." Read more