Bus Jokes Category

When you take the bus...

Come onto the bus with a beanie on, sit down and put your walkman headphone buds up your nose.

When the person sitting beside you looks at you like you are from mars, say "Mishap during an operation, Doctors just aren`t the same these days."

When you take the bus...

When sitting down in your seat, pull out a small collection of vomit bags, look through them and ask the person beside you :

"If I run, out do you have any paper or plastic bags? I`m not picky, either would be fine..."