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President Bush can't find WMD in Iraq, and can't do anything about gas prices, so he's come out for "Intelligent Design". I guess that shows that religion, not patriotism, is the last refuge of a politician.
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Did you hear about this? According to a recent poll, three out of five Americans believe George W. Bush should be impeached. And when he heard that, the president said, `Cool, I love peaches.` — David Letterman Read more
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Everybody`s excited about March Madness, the big NCAA tournament? Here`s how it works: It starts at 65, then 64, then 32, then 16. It`s just like Bush`s approval rating. Read more
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President Bush is now being accused of leaking classified information. I was stunned. I was shocked. I said to myself, `Wait, they let this guy see classified information?` Read more
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President Bush`s tax returns are a little different. He claimed the Christian Right as dependents, he declared the 2000 election as a gift, and he tried to write off all the mileage he got from 9/11 Read more
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You know how the pope is chosen? The cardinals all vote and then the ballots are burned. You know -- the same thing we did in Florida back in 2000. Read more
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The big hang-up was George Bush wanted to get life lines, you know, so he could call somebody. Read more
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It`s gotten so bad that even Alex Keaton would have shifted parties and voted for me this year. Read more
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President Bush`s campaign is now attacking John Kerry for throwing away some of his medals to protest the Vietnam War. Bush did not have any medals to throw away, but in his defense he did have all his service records thrown out. Read more
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President Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He`s going to rebuild the infrastructure. He`s going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he`ll try it here. Read more
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