Bush Jokes Category

President Bush is back from that big trade summit up in Canada. He said the water tastes funny up there without the arsenic in it. Read more

Jenna `Anheuser` Bush is trying to get her lawyers to strike a plea bargain agreement over her latest drinking charge. If they can`t find an agreement, they said she may lose her driver`s license. Which will be no problem. She`s got plenty of those. Read more

Senator Jim Jeffords made huge news when he switched political parties. Everyone was talking about it. Then it was pointed out that Strom Thurmond once switched parties. Apparently, years ago, Strom switched from the hunters to the gatherers. Read more

Today, Bush received an honorary degree from Yale, his alma mater. Bush said that he is living proof that even `C` students can grow up to be president of the United States. First Clinton lowered our moral standards, now Bush is lowering our academic standards. Read more

George W. Bush says that since he has been in the White House, he prays every day. I`m thinking, `Hell, same goes for us.` Read more

Robert Downey Jr. — he can`t keep this lifestyle going much longer. The man is 35 years old. That means he only has five more years to sober up and get his life together if he ever wants to run for President of the United States. Read more

Bozo the Clown is retiring after 40 years. Well with Bush in office, he can`t really compete. Read more

Bush has a new campaign slogan. It`s `Reformer with Results` Which I think is a big improvement on the old one: `Dumb Guy with Connections.` Read more

He is the new president, although old habits die hard. It`s funny with Bush. Now whenever the Secret Service knocks on the door, he keeps flushing stuff down the toilet. Read more

Earring A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his co-worker and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly. "Well, I'm curious," begged the man, "how long have you been wearing an earring?" "Ehr, ever since my wife found it in our bed." Read more