Bush Jokes Category

President Bush said today he is still working on his plan to give religious groups federal dollars. He says there no reason government and religion can`t coexist. After all, it worked so well in Iran. Read more

President Bush admitted today that he is a friend of the electrical industry. He said, `I owe them a lot. If it wasn`t for the electrical college, I wouldn`t be president.` Read more

This George W. Bush, in the latest poll his approval rating has dropped seven points. Finally, a glimmer of hope for the Al Gore campaign. Read more

Bush travels to Poland on Friday, where Polish people are fond of making George W. Bush jokes. Read more

President George W. Bush is traveling through Europe and the mission while he`s in Europe — the objective — is to assure Europeans that he is competent. And I`m thinking, `Wait a minute. What about assuring us first?` Read more

While he was in Spain, Bush got a call from Bill Clinton. Clinton said, `Hey, can you pick me up some Spanish fly while you`re down there?` Read more

Hundreds of protestors participated in protests outside the NATO meeting yesterday. The majority of the people were against Bush. It doesn`t bother him though. The last time the majority of the people were against Bush he was elected president. Read more

Actually Bush says being in Europe isn`t much of an adjustment for him. In a lot of these countries they drink a lot and drive on the other side of the road, just like he used to do. Read more

President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards. Read more

President Bush is up there (in Canada) with 34 other world leaders, but he is going home early because he was voted the weakest link. Goodbye. Read more