Canadian Jokes Category

A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey ... Read more

The difference between a New Yorker seeing his CAR being vandalized & a Canadian seeing HIS car being vandalized is: The N... Read more

Top Ten Reasons For Being Canadian

10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.

8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge frigging shotguns and cover your house in their skins.

7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot an... Read more

An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.
The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."

The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."

The Canadian ... Read more

Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer... Read more

A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepp... Read more

There's a canadian, an american and a chinese person and they`re all construction workers.

The first and second day they all get the same lunch so they all say `if i get the same lunch tommarrow im gonna kill my ... Read more

Do you know how they came up with the name Canada?

They put several letters into a hat and drew each letter out. `The ... Read more