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Rating 4.60 from 5 ( 5 votes ) :
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell le... Read more
Rating 4.00 from 5 ( 8 votes ) :
A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner. The owner greeted him and told him to look around. The cannibal began to inspect the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain.
Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs of brain meats. A carpenter's brain sells for $1.50 per pound. A plumbe... Read more
Rating 3.00 from 5 ( 4 votes ) :
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked ... Read more
Rating 2.25 from 5 ( 4 votes ) :
Five cannibals(Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team
now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen
for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals
promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working... Read more
Rating 2.33 from 5 ( 3 votes ) :
The missionary arrived in the cannibal village on Saturday, and by Monday night he was history. Looking through his belongings, one of the natives found a magazine and without mi... Read more
Rating 2.00 from 5 ( 1 votes ) :
Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came... Read more
Rating 2.00 from 5 ( 1 votes ) :
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker... Read more
Rating 4.50 from 5 ( 2 votes ) :
two cannibals are eating ... Read more

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