Car Dealership Jokes Category

One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan Hale`s Used Cars, she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather, time and aching muscles. She walks into the car dealership and, as it just so happens, gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car she wants and she replies,"Well, sonny, I can`t remember the name exactly, but it has something to do with hate or anger."The owner replies, "Well, let`s see... Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury! We have a couple on the lot. What color do you prefer?"The lady has some trouble explaining the exact color to him, so she reaches in... Read more

Sign in a car dealership office: "The best way ... Read more

I went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first one I stopped at was Kia, well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right, then I went to a Ford dealer, again nothing really caught my eye, but I looked anyway, then I go to the Chevy dealer, well I see one that I like, the dealer does the on... Read more

I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked... Read more

A Cowboy walks into a... Read more