Cat Jokes Category

A Cat`s DictionaryPurring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.Purrson: A male kitty.Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing. Read more

Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?Because each of them was guilty of purrjury. Read more

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?A duck filled fatty puss. Read more

Pet CareCustomer service representatives answer straightforward pet care and nutrition questions, however some calls can be quite unconventional as follows:"My cat just came in from the garage and I was wondering...how many calories are in a mouse?""I have a neutered male cat. How old should he be before I can breed him?""What should I feed a borderline collie?""What size litter box do I need to keep my cat comfy?""Is it normal for a dog to shed?""How can I keep my cat from stealing my husband`s toothbrush?""My cat passed a stool on the indoor rug and it`s stuck in the vacuum cleaner. Any suggestions?""How can I get the secret recipe for your special dog food?""How do I stop my cat from giving food to the dog?""Your food turned my dog into a stud. Now what do I do?""Do you know how to toilet train a cat?""I have three cats. Is it true that a special brand of cat food makes the poop smell better?""Will chewing pop cans remove enamel from my puppy`s teeth?""Where can I get a six-toed cat?" Read more

What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?A peeping tom. Read more

What`s happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?"It`s raining cats and dogs. Read more

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?Because it squeaked. Read more

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?He set a new lap record. Read more