Celebrity Jokes Category

She wanted someone more like her father, and though he was already a pathetic parody of his former self, he was just unwilling to gain weight. Read more

He told her to "just beat it" one too many times. Read more

He's a plain spoken "Hoosier", and she had clearly gone "Hollywood". Read more

Swears she thought she was marrying Michael Keaton. Read more

She grew tired of scouring every Chucky Cheese's within a 50 mile radius only to find him slumped over a table in yet another chocolate milk and Pez stupor. Read more

Jermaine and Tito were constantly asking her why Elvis didn't have kids THEY could marry. Read more

She felt pressured to buy hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of LaToya's Amway products for the sake of family peace. Read more

The all-night Kool Aid and Twister marathons with his little friends left him too tired to do that 'hee-hee-hee' thing she fell in love with. Read more

Stood in the way of her film career when he refused to bankroll her debut performance in 'Jailbait Rock', the story of her Mom and Dad's courtship. Read more

Everywhere you turn, Elizabeth Taylor's supporting you through some sordid allegation. Read more