Celebrity Jokes Category

Q. What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?
A. She doesn't, she eats out! Read more

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue. Read more

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service. Read more

Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A. A Michael Jackson slumber party. Read more

Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
A. She wants to be the first lady. Read more

Q. What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
A. When Hillary is out of town. Read more

Q. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican?
A. The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth. Read more

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house. Read more

Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass. Read more

He kept forgetting to put the top back on the mascara. Read more