Chemistry Jokes Category

What is the chemical formula for water?Little Johnny`s teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"Little Johnny replies, "H... Read more

A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner."Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt... Read more

Chemical analysis of human elementsElement name: WOMAN.Symbol: WO.Atomic weight: `Don`t even go there`.Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum,and precious gemstones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turnsslightly green when placed next to a better specimen.Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.Caution: Highly explosive in inex... Read more

A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing,... Read more

Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.One said: "Why do you look so sad?"The other res... Read more

Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of... Read more

Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak... Read more

Q. What is the dieter`s elem... Read more

Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one wo... Read more

Table of Elements:C = carbonHo = holmiumCo = cobaltLa = lantha... Read more