Things Not To Say During Childbirth....-- Gosh, yo...

Things Not To Say During Childbirth....-- Gosh, you`re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.-- You don`t need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You`re not using the right words.-- Your stomach still looks like there`s another one in there.