Chinese Jokes Category

What do you call a Chinese rapper? Vanilla Rice Read more

What did the Chinese couple call their retarded child? Sum Ting Wong Read more

What did 5 China men say when they came out of a janitor`s closet? SUPPLIES!!!! Read more

Two Chinese people named Mr. and Mrs. Wong got married and had a child. They asked the nurse if they could see their child. The nurse brought their baby, and it was a white baby. The two of them said "But that`s a white baby, and we are Chinese and two Wongs don`t make a white." Read more

What is Bruce Lee`s favorite drink? WWWAAAATTTAAAHHH!!! Read more

Chinaman begins work in new factory and is put in charge of supplies. He is due to start on Tuesday, but there is no sign of him anywhere. Two weeks pass, and the Chinaman`s whereabouts is a mystery. The manager of the factory walks into the store room one day and out pops the Chinaman yelling "SUPPLIES!!!" Read more

There is an American, a Canadian, and a Chinese man. They all decided to go moose hunting. The Canadian went and came back with a big moose. The American asked, "Where`d you get that?" The Canadian said follow the tracks and you`ll see. The American came back with a big moose, and the Chinese man asked, "Where`d you get that?" The American said, "Follow the tracks and you`ll see." Three days later, the Chinese man came back with ripped up clothing and a scratched up face. The American asked, "What happend to you?" The Chinese man said "My moose go choo-choo." Read more

What do you call a one-eyed Chinese man? See One Ting Read more

One day an American man came in to a Chinese restaurant. He saw the most beautiful Chinese girl in the world. They conversed for a while. When it got late, they exchanged numbers. Her name was Fook Yu. The American called the restaurant looking for her. Her dad answered, "Fook Yu is very busy right now. She has my eggroll and dumplings in her mouth." Read more

This Chinese couple had a baby. The nurse handed them their baby and told them that there was a birth defect. The nurse asked them "What are you going to name your baby?" The woman said "Sum ting wong". Read more