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Rating 3.52 from 5 ( 33 votes ) :
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfr... Read more
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Chuck Norris can do a whe... Read more
Rating 3.45 from 5 ( 33 votes ) :
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms in... Read more
Rating 4.16 from 5 ( 38 votes ) :
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer... Read more
Rating 3.54 from 5 ( 37 votes ) :
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not beca... Read more
Rating 3.80 from 5 ( 41 votes ) :
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper... Read more
Rating 4.35 from 5 ( 37 votes ) :
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light,... Read more
Rating 4.09 from 5 ( 22 votes ) :
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them... Read more
Rating 4.22 from 5 ( 9 votes ) :
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."... Read more
Rating 3.93 from 5 ( 30 votes ) :
Chuck Norris only masturbates... Read more
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