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Eminem meeting Chuck Norris: Eminem: I’M NOT AFRAID! Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie…

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Nazi Germany surrenders to the Alliance (which included the United States) on 7th of may 1945. Chuck Norris was born on 6th of may 1945. Coincidence? I don't think so.

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Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. Read more
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Read more
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Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Read more
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Read more
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Read more
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Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Read more
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Read more
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Read more
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