Chuck Norris Jokes Category

The Devil went down to Georgia not because he was looking for a soul to steal.. Chuck Norris took over hell for two weeks and told the Devil to get the fuck out. Read more

Chuck Norris is the reason that God rested on the seventh day. Read more

Three simple rules of survival:1. Don’t take the name of Chuck in vain2. When in the presence of Chuck, avert your eyes, lest you recieve a roundhouse kick to the face3. When camping, bring toilet paper Read more

There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Just Girls Who Haven’t Met Chuck Norris Read more

Chuck Norris doesn’t eat nails for breakfast, he eats rail road spikes. Read more

This just in:“Alexandria the prophet” was currently found in Japan, where she apparantly landed after a good round house kick to the face by god…I mean Chuck Norris. Read more

Someone once asked Chuck Norris “How much wood, could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?” uppon completing of the sentance Chuck Norris just smiled. Two seconds later Chuck resorected Bruce Lee and he proceeded to roud house kick the person to death for taking the name of Chuck in vein. Read more

Chuck norris enventd a time machine and went back to just before j.f.k. was shot, he jumped in front of the bullets and shattered them all with his beard. j.f.k. died out of pure amazement. Read more

Superman only has two weeknesses. Kryptonite and a round house kick from Chuck Norris. Read more

Chuck Norris once commented, “There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.” Read more