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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of Texas A&M, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a pa... Read more

Walking up to a department store`s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That`s fine," said the girl. "I`ll take ten yards." ... Read more

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. "I`d like one under-cooked egg so that it`s runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it`s tough and hard to eat. I`d also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straigh... Read more

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked."Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what`s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?""Not until nine A.... Read more

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture o... Read more

Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, "What`s the matter now?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through his tea... Read more

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do a... Read more

Test your IQ with the question below:There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one`s teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is do... Read more

Talk121 - Steaming HOT live chat with local singles. 60 minutes free talk time! CLEAN FUNNY JOKESTest your IQ with the question below:There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one`s teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...answer is at the bottom of the page........Top 45 Oxymoron`s:45. Act naturally44. Found missing43. Resident alien42. Advanced BASIC41. Genuine imitation40. Airline Food39. Good grief38. Same difference37. Almost exactly36. Government organization35. Sanitary landfill34. Alone together33. Legally drunk32. Silent scream31. Living dead30. Small crowd29. Business ethics28. Soft rock27. Butt Head26. Military Intelligence25. Software documentation24. New classic23. Sweet sorrow22. Childproof21. "Now, then ..."20. Synthetic natural gas19. Passive aggression18. Taped live17. Clearly misunderstood16. Peace force15. Extinct Life14. Temporary tax increase13. Computer jock12. Plastic glasses11. Terribly pleased10. Computer security9. Political science8. Tight slacks7. Definite maybe6. Pretty ugly5. Twelve-ounce pound cake4. Diet ice cream3. Working vacation2. Exact estimate1. Microsoft WorksSo of course it`s difficult to learn the English language.......andlearning to spell can be pure guess work....... a. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. b. A backward poet writes inverse. c. A man`s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. d. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. e. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. f. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. g. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. h. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. i. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. j. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? k. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. l. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. m. When two egotists meet, it`s an I for an I. n. A bicycle can`t stand on its own because it is two tired. o. What`s the definition of a will? (It`s a dea... Read more

Only In America1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in ... Read more