College Jokes Category

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this r... Read more

Teachers
Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they wer... Read more

There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.

He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

"Tell me your choice," said he to the boy, "What's... Read more

A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, n... Read more

Q. Why do University of Michigan graduates hang their diplomas from t... Read more

College
A college's student body is composed of the sons and daughters of the very rich who could not meet the academic requirements of any other college. Lo and behold, the college basketball team wins every game and dominates their league. All this success is due to one amazing player - a cross betwen Larry Bird and Michael Jordan.
This kid is terrific. The player and the team become the center of nationwide media attention. The student body is thrilled. Now, the NC... Read more

A college student said to his mother, "I decided that I want to be a political science major and that I want to clean up the ... Read more

Q: What do college students and deer have in common?
A: They... Read more

A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new.
"An old ... Read more

College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them “ and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this? asked one st... Read more