Cop Jokes Category

On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken."A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer began to write a parking ticket, the car`s owner rushed out of a nearby building."What are you doing?" he yelled after a quick glance at the meter."There`s plenty of time left!" Read more

After a man stopped his car after a high speed pursuit the state trooper said to the man `I've heard a lot of excuses of why people have ran from the law. But if you can tell me one I did not hear before I will not press the wreckless driving charges against you. The man in the corvette said, `My wife recently left me for a state patrol man and when I saw your car I thought you were trying to give her back to me`. Read more