Cow Jokes Category

One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields. The first cow said, "I`m telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I`... Read more

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on therange.Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn`t believe... Read more

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One farmer says to another farmer that he had to shoot one of his cows? "Was it mad... Read more

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside."What`s going on?" she yells out the window."Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.Ten minutes... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?... Read more

A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against thegale.All the cows stand up and go back to their chewing.Pretty soon, an even stronger wind blows through and all of the cows are knocked to the ground, but the bulls just munch on the grass.Next, ... Read more

Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?

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Q: What do cows do for entertainme... Read more

Q: What band is a cow favorit... Read more