Cowboy Jokes Category

One Sunday, a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.The cowboy said, "I`m not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I`d feed him."So the minister began... Read more

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...Why?"The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water, and soon, Silver was starting to feel a little better. TheLone Ranger tu... Read more

More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance."This," he said, showing him ... Read more

A Cowboy`s Guide to Life1. Don`t squat with your spurs on.2. Don`t interfere with something that ain`t bothering you none.3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.4. Always drink upstream from the herd.5. Telling a man to git and making him do it are two entirely different propositions.6. When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person don`t... Read more

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church."When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began."You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a worldly fellow."I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued."The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him."Inside t... Read more

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.No one answered."I`m gonna have another beer and... Read more

Did you know that during branding, cowboys have sore calves?... Read more

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you`re only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn`t budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don`t get up from there, I`m going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.The usher mar... Read more

I think the political correctness is getting ridiculous. Today I overheard a little boy s... Read more

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He`s going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.""Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He`ll always be just a goo... Read more