Crude Sex Jokes Category

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Read more

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel. Read more

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Read more

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Read more

Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar Read more

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?" Read more

Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove! Read more

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Read more

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. Read more

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook. Read more