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Rating 2.67 from 5 ( 3 votes ) :

Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal. Read more

Rating 1.25 from 5 ( 4 votes ) :

Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week. Read more

Rating 2.50 from 5 ( 4 votes ) :

Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN! Read more

Rating 4.17 from 5 ( 6 votes ) :

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me. Read more

Rating 4.40 from 5 ( 5 votes ) :

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving. Read more

Rating 3.50 from 5 ( 8 votes ) :

Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever. Read more

Rating 3.33 from 5 ( 9 votes ) :

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her. Read more

Rating 4.83 from 5 ( 6 votes ) :

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife. Read more

Rating 2.86 from 5 ( 7 votes ) :

Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Read more

Rating 4.25 from 5 ( 4 votes ) :

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to. Read more

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