Crude Sex Jokes Category

Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?
A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor. Read more

Q. Why can't women read maps?
A. Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile. Read more

Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over. Read more

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck. Read more

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. Read more

Q. Why do women prefer old gynaecologists?
A. Their shaky hands! Read more

Q. What is better than a cold Bud?
A. A warm bush. Read more

Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant. Read more

Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. Read more

Q. What does a bull do to stay warm on a bitterly cold day?
A. He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm "Jersey" Read more