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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? Read more

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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?

Why don`t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

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If it`s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Read more

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No one ever says, "It`s only a game" when their team is winning. Read more

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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn`t zigzag? Read more

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Read more

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If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? Read more

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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Read more

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. Read more

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It`s always darkest before dawn. So if you`re going to steal the neighbor`s newspaper, that`s the time to do it. Read more