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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. Read more

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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there`s a 90% probability you`ll get it wrong. Read more

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It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. Read more

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Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor. Read more

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You can`t have everything, where would you put it? Read more

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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world`s population. Read more

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The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. Read more

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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. Read more

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When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren`t smart enough to get out of jury duty. Read more

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If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. Read more