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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Read more

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If you think nobody cares if you`re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Read more

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If you tell the truth you don`t have to remember anything. Read more

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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. Read more

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Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. Read more

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If at first you don`t succeed, skydiving is not for you. Read more

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Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. Read more

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"To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world." Read more

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Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonald`s makes you a hamburger." Read more

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A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous." Read more