His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who wa...

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?
"A box of Tampax, he replied without hesitation.
"Tampax? said the doctor. "What would you do with that?
"Well, said Johnny, "I do not know exactly, but it`s sure worth two dollars.
With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to.