Doctor Jokes Category

Q: What do you call the Surgical Procedure you perform on a " Yellow Citrus Fruit" that has Spinal stenosis?.

A: A Lemonectomy!


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A man went to the psychiatrist because he had a fear of thunder. "Doc, I don`t know what to do, said the man.
The doctor replied, "That`s ridiculous. Thunder is a natural phenomenon “ nothing to be afraid of. Whenever you hear thunder, do like I do: Put your head under the pillow and it will go away.
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A man entered his doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana stuck in his right ear. "Doc," he asked, "What's wrong with me?" "Simple," replied the doctor, "You aren't eating right." Read more

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a goat.
"How long have you been like this?
"Since I was a kid.
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"Doctor! complained the patient; "I keep seeing spots before my eyes.
The doctor scratched his head. "Why have you come to me?
Have you seen an ophthalmologist?
"No, replied the patient, "just spots.
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Patient: "Doctor, doctor, what can I put on my yellowish tooth?"
Dentist: "A brown tie will suit perfectly." Read more

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist. Read more

A guy walks into a docters office and says`docter docter i think i need glasses.` and the docter replies `i think you do to sir this a flower shop!` Read more