Dog Jokes Category

The lil` Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center. ?I want a dog of which I can be proud,? she told the salesman. ?Does that one have a good pedigree???Miss,? declared the clerk, ?if she could speak, she wouldn`t talk to either oneof us.? Read more

On a slow day with few customers,a clerk at a telegram office looks down from her counter and sees a dog waiting in line,`Oh,aren`t you cute? she say.`what would you like me to put on your telegram?``Bow wow for the same price.`the dog responds, `Now wouldn`t that sound a little silly?` Read more