Dorm Jokes Category

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Enter the stall, undress and then re-dress up as Superman. Leap out of the stall, vengefully vow to stop Lex Lut... Read more

Bring in a fake finger. Float it down the drainage "ditch." Ask if someone would be so kind as to return it to you. If no one does, tell them that the fi... Read more

Initiate a war with the person in the stall next to you. Use the residual water on the floor as your battle medium, and float little battleships over to their side. If... Read more

Stand in the bathroom, waiting for would-be shower-goers. When they come in, tell them "not to... Read more

Have a seizure. Bang against the walls of the stall really hard. Try to knock them down. If anyone later asks if you ... Read more

Bring in a rubber chicken. Get it all soapy, then toss in into the next stall. Demand that the person in that stall return it to you, or you will c... Read more

Enter the stall. Shower for about 3 minutes, then scream rea... Read more

Enter the stall, fully clothed. Do not undress and make sure your clothes get all ... Read more

Bring a bottle of fake blood or ketchup into the shower with you. Exclaim "Ow! You know, it really... Read more