Dorm Jokes Category

Hang "Marisa Cevasco steals Homecoming Queen Crown" signs in all the stalls. If anyone asks who Marisa Cevasco is, call them ignorant and ignore them for the rest of your life. Read more

Bring in Sesame Street bath books. Read them aloud. Giggle every time Bert walks in on Ernie bathing. Read more

Stare at people`s feet as they bathe. If they do not wash their feet, tell them to. If this happens a second time, steal their shoes and tell them that they left on strike. If they DO wash their feet and fall down while doing it, laugh hysterically. Read more

Stand outside the shower curtain, raise a harpoon, and shout "I`m coming for you, Moby!" Run in and do battle with the faucet-head. Walk out a peg leg. Read more

Charge a toll for people wanting to use the shower. If they complain, light them on fire. THEN they`ll pay. Read more