A truck driver was heading down the highway when h...

A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn`t run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn`t see anything. He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I`m sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."But the priest said, "Don`t worry, son. I got him with my door."